I flipped a decade on Saturday which is actually a really exciting thing. It brings me to my checklist:
Things I Did In My 20’s:
Went to Spain.
Learned the exact time my microwave takes to cook a Hot Pocket. (To the second)
Slept with a woman.
Read The Odyssey.
Read a full issue of The New Yorker.
Drove across Texas.
Drove across the country.
Skinny dipped in the Atlantic.
Drank a Stella or two. (42,381)
Fell in love with a man from Uruguay. (A bartender)
Lived in my mom’s basement.
Lived in Ireland. (once)
Snorted Cocaine. (twice)
Went vegetarian – Went back.
Voted for the first black president.
Faked an orgasm. (81)
Ate an entire Papa John’s Large Sausage Pizza in one sitting.
Kept a Beta Fish alive for 4 years. (After a very public suicide attempt)
Learned the exact time it took to fake an orgasm. (To the second)
Things I Did Not Do In My 20’s