Salty: Yeah. Hot!
Me: Cary Grant is the sexiest man of all time. You should do him.
Salty: He’s amazing. He’s perfect in that movie.
Me: Why were women so much sexier back then?
Salty: I did do him. A different type of woman was sexy back then. Now what we consider sexy is atrocious.
Me: So….Am I sexy?
Salty: Depends entirely on the decade.