Me:  North by Northwest is like a porn.

Salty:  Yeah.  Hot!

Me:  Cary Grant is the sexiest man of all time.  You should do him.

Salty:  He’s amazing.  He’s perfect in that movie.

Me:  Why were women so much sexier back then?

Salty:  I did do him.  A different type of woman was sexy back then.  Now what we consider sexy is atrocious.

Me:  So….Am I sexy?

Salty:  Depends entirely on the decade.